|My original species!! |
A Morning TrollIt's often bright and sunny in the morning, like as if the sun itself rose right outside my fucking sliding glass door. To those who don't know, I sleep on the floor in the living room, on a memory foam mattress, because I'm fancy. The only thing that keeps my eyes from burning too much at the light is when a large shadow sits at the foot of my bed, effectively blocking the sun from hitting me for a few brief moments so my eyes can thankfully adjust. This is my normal morning as a troll owner.A Morning Troll by Rooster-Hawk
That shadow is Matilda, my yellow bellied wailing whaa-er. She's about the size of a bulldog with an unbelievably long drooping mouth and giant head, and she's great at blotting out the sun with her chubby face. However when she's at the foot of the bed, I know she wants something because normally I'm accosted by low moaning cries of "I'm hungry why won't you wake up?! You want me to starve? You hate me! I hate you. Get up and feed me!" It's obviously time for her to eat and sleeping is not an op
Cacophony Concert“Oh for goodness sakes…Brontes!” I shouted as I looked for him. He had torn the covers off me and dashed out the door. Now I couldn't find the little monster anywhere. As my search continued I realized something else. All the sheets in the house were gone. Even the ones in the dirty laundry pile were gone and so was the ottoman for some strange reason. What in the world was he doing?Cacophony Concert by LunaSheWolf
As I started looking outside I heard him. No creature in the known universe had a voice quite like Brontes. He was singing off in the distance. “Oh this had better be good.” I rubbed my face. It was too early for this to be going on. I just wanted to go back to bed, but the closer I got to whatever Brontes was doing the further sleep was from my mind.
“What are doves! Baby don’t herd me! Don’t herd me no more!”
Finally I found him. Brontes was sitting atop the ottoman and had used the sheets to make a…stage? Or a lopsided she
|Can anyone spare some points? It's always nice to have some points laying around and any donation would be greatly appreciated. I'll give you a llama too!! Unless, of course, your paying for an adoptable...or a commission...or I already gave you a llama... XD Just keep thinking of excuses don't I?|
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